"my face is so tan, it hurts... please whisper sweet nothings in to my ear and make it all better..."
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pigment manifesto
this blog is dedicated to zac efron and his tan face. mr. high school musical, troy bolton, is morphing into a Sunset Tan employee. zac efron suffers from the same “disease” as george hamilton, donatella versace, and many other very nice people from long island who all seem to love being the color of a penny.zac efron… i respect you. i use your whole name every single time. but the orange skin, lower-east-side-meets-abercrombie-employee hair and overall douchebagness that is pouring out of you makes me doubt just how cool you are... could every 7 year old i know be wrong…is zac efron not the coolest person in the world? i'd like to think he's just another 20 year old who is lusting after lauren conrad, enjoying his all access pass to teddy's, and slowly making his way into promises... all this, while wearing skinny ties
somewhere, someday, he will see this blog and understand everything his manager is sucking at telling him.
Sure he's wearing a wife beater... yes, he's giving the "what-chu-lookin-at" pose...but behind the sizzling , luke "i peaked in 1995" perry face, zac efron doesn't look like leather in this picture. what happened? this blog will cease to exist the day zac efron looks like this again.
if you are 7 years old, then you definitely remember zac efron from HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
if you're an adult who doesn't watch the disney channel, then you probably know zac efron from HAIRSPRAY the movie (July 2007)
t_k
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2 comments:
It looks like he tans his hair too.
I wonder if his skin now tastes like bacon and that's why that fat chick finds him irresistible.... she probably rubs crisco on him when he's styling his hair and not paying attention.
YOU MUST BE FAT. because you made no remark on how fat that girl is, yeah the one about to consume him...its a good thing Zac lives in L.A., you know, so he can go to the beach, and get TAN..in BEAUTIFUL California, like myself. maybe you're jealous of that as well. the South is revolting, and yet..i don't feel sorry for such a dimwit like yourself :]
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